I'll have the egg 'n chips, please

[Markymark]

Ah - so it's a poncy Northerner thing! No mention of the ale served with obligatory "foam".

I thought a poncy northern restaurant is one that gives you a plastic fork with your bag of chips?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The full review is worthy of a Pseuds Corner entry.

http://www.eyeslikeplates.com/2014/09/van-zeller-harrogate-north-yorkshire-restaurant-review/

That's not dinner, that's just some stuff chucked on a plate.

 

[Crackle]

Ah - so it's a poncy Northerner thing! No mention of the ale served with obligatory "foam".

Did you read all of it? My eyes glazed like the salmon at paragraph 1 and the rest of the article became opaque, unlike the salmon.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 3295303, member: 259"]Mmm, glazed salmon...

[/QUOTE]

You'll get half of one of those bits, it won't be cooked much, it'll have some green and yellow stuff lobbed at it and a trail of goo - £85 please sir.

 

[Ganymede]

Ah - so it's a poncy Northerner thing! No mention of the ale served with obligatory "foam".

Foam is, like, so last year....

 

[Markymark]

That's not dinner, that's just some stuff chucked on a plate.

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That looks like the sort of crap I scrape off my kebab in a Friday night.

You want salad on that kebab, sir?
Nah, I'm on a diet.

 

[rich p]

Philistines

 

[Ganymede]

Philistines

I was going to page you but I knew you'd sniff this thread out and arrive eventually...

 

[Ganymede]

Cheers @rich p, that was my 1500th "like".

 

[stowie]

Did you read all of it? My eyes glazed like the salmon at paragraph 1 and the rest of the article became opaque, unlike the salmon.

He paints pictures with food....

My daughter used to paint pictures with food when she was a toddler.

 

[Crackle]

Philistines

Glazed with a rigidity of turpidity in a frigid jelly?

 

[rich p]

That's not dinner, that's just some stuff chucked on a plate.

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That is lovely, well worth 2 quid of anybody's money

 

[User169]

Foam is, like, so last year....

Quite right, Ganners. Up North, they all demand espuma on their ales these days.

 

[Ganymede]

Quite right, Ganners. Up North, they all demand espuma on their ales these days.

*Nods distantly but approvingly*

 

[rich p]

Quite right, Ganners. Up North, they all demand espuma on their ales these days.

With a little dedication we could probably turn any thread into a beer one.
What beer would you recommend to accompany coquille st Jacques or double egg and chips?