I'm considering rehoming my beloved palm trees

[Accy cyclist]

There are several Botanical gardens in the north west, get in touch after lock down to see if any might be interested?

The trees have to be planted in walking distance where i can go and see/visit them.

 

[Once a Wheeler]

I would suggest somewhere along the Southport coast. A really hard winter might finish them off but they will stand a better chance if they are close to the sea where temperatures will be kept slightly milder. A locally sheltered spot would be best. An excellent reconnoitring project for some gentle bike rides.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Move to Jerusalem?

 

[Blue Hills]

Peckham?🤔 Looks more like Palma!!

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Can assure you it's Peckham - Peckham is very exotic - cyclops would probably be able to identify some of the veg I'm rather vague about.

 

[Blue Hills]

I think the vicar's thinking palm trees in front of a 5 to 6 hundred year old church might look out of place.

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Actually I think British churches would benefit from a bit of plant diversity, particularly these days - ever increasing godlessness amongst Brits means they need to reach out to other folks/make them feel at home to keep their congregations up.

At the other end of the religious scale, are there any of those natural woodland burial places near you accy? Would they be able to accommodate them? Or even a pet cemetery?

 

[Blue Hills]

The trees have to be planted in walking distance where i can go and see/visit them.

Don't you cycle any more?

 

[slowmotion]

Move to Jerusalem?

Probably not a good idea. The tree will be picked clean on Palm Sunday.

 

[Randomnerd]

Thoroughly astounded no parishioner has asked with the OP is trying to palm off his palms.
is that my coat? Pass me my coat, please. Thank you.

 

[nickyboy]

Has the local sunbed tanning shop got room?