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…mrs alecetc coming home with her loud geordie mate. she's nice enough sober, but when drunk is a loudmouth pain int'arse. 

Bastard. My planned response of 'do them both' was far funnier.Dave5N said:Threesome!!!!
Abitrary said:How would alex preempt this unlikely threesome? though?
He'd had to act moody, yet accessible and sexy, to the point where the two women would have to kiss in order to cheer him up.
Are you moping round the place covered in flour?alecstilleyedye said:speak only french and mince around in loafers?
i've actually got fields of the nephilim on the hifi in the hope it wards her taxi-wards (not the wife).
Abitrary said:How would alex preempt this unlikely threesome? though?
He'd had to act moody, yet accessible and sexy, to the point where the two women would have to kiss in order to cheer him up.
Or they might just think you're waiting for them...Keith Oates said:If you just go to bed she may get the hint that you don't want to socialise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't go to bed Alecs, Dave is waiting for you...Dave5N said:As I said before...
(yawn)