I'm feeling bad about being a cheating bastard

[vernon]

if i eat imaginary food can i imagine not putting weight on?

I prefer real food and imagining that I am thin.

 

[Sara_H]

I'm not even bothering to reply to this thread.

I am.

We had sausages for tea. I managed to set them on fire at one point.
Son complained, I told him to imagine it was summer and we were having a barbecue.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Proper food

Unlike pies.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I think you should wash your mouth out with a piece of @vernon's finely scented soap.

Smelling of Netto pot noodle?

 

[vernon]

Smelling of Netto pot noodle?

No. My arse. It's the bar that I've saved for you.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I had Beef Carpaccio followed by Butter fried shrimps with Asparagus and a glass of Languedoc.
Not hungry this evening after a late lunch of Borscht, Tuna rolled in Zucchini and Russian Honey cake, 2 glasses of Languedoc. Took 3 hours to sleep that lot off ....
Time for bed again.

 

[vernon]

I had Beef Carpaccio followed by Butter fried shrimps with Asparagus and a glass of Languedoc.
Not hungry this evening after a late lunch of Borscht, Tuna rolled in Zucchini and Russian Honey cake, 2 glasses of Languedoc. Took 3 hours to sleep that lot off ....
Time for bed again.

Entirely believable.

 

[vernon]

This is how to be a cheating bastard....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Entirely believable.

Thanks, it's a tough life out here I tell you ....

 

[vernon]

Thanks, it's a tough life out here I tell you ....

It's a tough life trying to believe Patrick's tales of culinary derring do.

 

[Fab Foodie]

It's a tough life trying to believe Patrick's tales of culinary derring do.

True, though it's good to see him bravely struggling-on without this butler ....

 

[Sara_H]

Proper food

2 of the sausages were vegetarian, they didn't set on fire though.