I'm getting commercial for Belgium in my dreams

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by dellzeqq, 22 Aug 2012.

  1. dellzeqq

    dellzeqq pre-talced and mighty

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    SW2
    seriously. Or, at least, truthfully. Banner shaped images with sponsors messages on interrupt the flow of my narrative (don't go there, Smeggers, it's a flow of ideas...). There I am, wandering along in some distorted world strewn with familiar things and then....
    belgium.png
    and I know that I am in a dream, and that somebody, somewhere is trying to sell me Belgium, or, more correctly, the idea of Belgium.

    Why? I haven't been to Belgium for donkeys years and I'm not sure I'll ever go again.

    The more astute of you will have spotted a commercial opportunity here. When I open up Cycle Chat I get messages from Waitrose, the RHS, Parisian hotels and Evans. Why shouldn't commercial concerns cut out the middleman, the Facebooks, the Grauniad website and Cycle Chat (sorry, Shaun) and advertise direct to sleeping customers?

    Anyroadup. I wondered if anybody else has commercial breaks in their dreams. And if so, for what?
     
  2. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

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    South Manchester
    You been smoking those herbal cigs ? :tongue:
     
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  3. OP
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    dellzeqq

    dellzeqq pre-talced and mighty

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    if I had, and Belgium was the result, I'd be a little put out.
     
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  4. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

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    Northumberland
    You secretly crave a quieter life Dell, whatever it is that you are doing- stop it.
     
  5. biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider

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    Northamptonshire
    went once got drunk on a small qty of little bottled beer , spent whole night in loos throwing up
     
  6. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Location:
    Meanwood, Leeds
    My dreams have not settled down since getting back from the summer tour. Hungary and Budapest are the recurring themes. I'm accustomed to dreaming in French after tours in France but the dreams return to English after a couple of days. Hungary in general and Budapest have been making their presence felt for the past twelve days with no signs of abatement. Perhaps if I write up a CGOAB jounal I can put them both to bed. (sic)
     
  7. StuAff

    StuAff Silencing his legs regularly

    Location:
    Portsmouth
    Used to dream of Prague....but that was down to a woman. She was a nightmare though.
     
  8. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Location:
    Meanwood, Leeds
    Make that thirteen days of Hungarian/Budapest driven dreams.

    I can thoroughly recommend tonight's dreams' main feature:



    Once the dream projectionist has changed the reels I'll try heading off back to the land of nod. It's getting a bit disconcerting - thirteen nights' worth of Hungarian rhapsodies, that's quite a Liszt of events.
     
  9. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

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    Craggy Island
    ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH MY EYES!!
     
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  10. srw

    srw It's a bit more complicated than that...

    It's your subconscious telling you that sit-up-and-beg bikes, mudguards, racks and compulsory cycle paths are the way forward.
     
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  11. Cheddar George

    Cheddar George oober member

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    Your subconscious cookies are tracking your conscious thoughts to produce these adverts, you are obviously in denial about these Belgian thoughts. You have probably been hankering after hand crafted chocolates or some mayonnaise on your chips.
     
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  12. Mayonnaise on Chips, now you're talking, yum.
     
  13. Oh and Trappist beers
     
  14. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    Did you go to the Gellert hotel and spa, Vern?
     
  15. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Location:
    Meanwood, Leeds
    Nope went past it a couple of times on the tour bus but I did the outdoor Szechenyi Baths and Spa up by Heroes Square which was great value for money. I fell asleep in the outdoor pool whose water was thirty seven degrees and added a few darker shades to my tan.

    There's always my return trip to take that one in. It did look interesting I've got the outward journey planned already it's just a matter of deciding which direction to go in once I decide to pedal out of Budapest.
     
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