I'm not a snob but I draw the line at....

[subaqua]

Rich P , the dear old lush .


Apologies if done already

 

[Accy cyclist]

Tattoos on females. how vulgar!

 

[Accy cyclist]

But OK on blokes?

Yes, but only on the arms and the torso.

 

[RedRider]

Instant coffee
John Terry

 

[Accy cyclist]

Admit it, you love it elsewhere
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Is that Marlon Brando?

 

[Accy cyclist]

No, that is Frederick Michelak, a French rugby player who, we are led to believe, got a Heineken Star tattooed on his penis to celebrate his team's success in the Heineken Cup.

What a stupid thing to do!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Chaque un a son gout

Chaque un a son gout

Do you have any tattoos Adrian?

 

[coco69]

They must be, why else would they throw them away? I hate riding over them in wet weather. I imagine secretions off them flying up onto me or my bike.

Swerve round them then

 

[Accy cyclist]

That is not relevant

 

[mustang1]

... shopping at my local Asda

... drink keg bitter

... read tabloids

... eat at burger bars


where won't you stoop?

Primark
Vauxhall (the car or the place, but esp the car)

 

[mustang1]

I'll stoop much lower than all of that...

I just draw the line at any TV program with Simon Cowell in it

Mrs Mustang thinks anyone who is rich must be clever. We have a conflict of interest there.

 

[slowmotion]

What I really hate: Asda. My two nearest supermarkets are Waitrose and Asda. Waitrose is all free coffee and "can I help you". Asda took 2 empty produce bags away from me at self checkout, which I took because no one will use one that has been torn off. I felt like I was being treated like a thief for having them in my bag.

ASDA has a fine mens' outfitting department by the name of George. They do acrylic sweaters for £7, and they are entirely wonderful. No more M&S misery with £35 lambswool sweaters made in Vanuatu( or somewhere ) that turn into shapeless kaftans after the first wash. George and his artificial fibres rock!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Do you have any tattoos Adrian?

That is not relevant

It's a Jedward one isn't it.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Garden gnomes.

 

[mustang1]

I'm rich and clever.....ask my butler.

I was gonna call your butler but then got a call from Beckham....