I'm thinking of buying a 'syrup of figs'

[Accy cyclist]

Spotted yesterday in a local charity shop. Would you go for it,as they say? 🤔


I've never been ash blonde before.🧐

 

[HMS_Dave]

Does it have legs?

 

[Drago]

Ah, the "Jason King" model.

PS, how much for the Coronation Street trivia game?

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Nah Accy, keep your natural look, it does suit you.

 

[Dayvo]

Or train your cat to sleep on your head like Reginald Bosanquet did!

 

[Oldhippy]

Will it match the plus fours?

 

[Drago]

Save up a few more shekels and you could get the Nicholas Cage version.

Only wear the John Wayne or Chuck Norris rugs if you are good with your fists.

 

[cyberknight]

its when you back comb your armpit hair over your bonce you need to get worried

 

[Drago]

If you're really desperate you could do a combover from your bum crack and hold it in place with bryl creem.

 

[pawl]

When I was a little lad Syrup of figs was a liquid that my mother gave me to make me crap

 

[Drago]

My Mum's cooking was enough to give me the sheets.

 

[carpiste]

Somebody probably died in that thing!

Bald and proud That`s me

 

[Accy cyclist]

Somebody probably died in that thing!

Bald and proud That`s me

I was going to ask the woman in the shop if i could have a look at it and maybe try it on for a laugh,but she was a right old battleaxe and gave me a look as if to say "I don't do humour,now feck off"!

 

[PeteXXX]

Maybe get the chains, shades and leopard skin ensemble, too..

 

[Moon bunny]

Argh, we need a 'put sunglasses on first' warning. Even on screen, my eyes are sore.

That is bright.

Now now, Accy's head's not that shiny. 😂

Now see what you’ve done!