Imagine new Sports for 2020

[sheddy]

Cycle Polo Litter Picking

Hone your Polo skills with a litter picker to collect & drop into the front basket without stopping.

The new click & collect !

 

[sheddy]

Horse v bike bridle path clearance.
Some sort of points system (?) for clearing vegetation from overgrown paths.

Potential disqualification of cyclist for using Ben-Hur chariot knives attached to pedals.

 

[sheddy]

No changes needed

 

[Hover Fly]

Indoor clay pigeon shooting, guns limited to .177 bore, targets the size of a postage stamp.

 

[matticus]

No changes needed

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Is that for real? It's brilliant!!!

 

[tyred]

You could have socially distancing darts matches with two boards two metres apart and a plastic screen between them to keep the players apart.

 

[sheddy]

Update for tennis singles:
No ball handling.
The ball has to be bounced up with racquet (off the ground) and served underarm without stopping.

 

[Drago]

Howzabout a form of presidentual candidate wresting? Win by a knockout, a fall or a submission? Should play well to Dwayne Johnson's strengths if he ever runs.

 

[Archie_tect]

Gun slinging duels... first one to die wins.

 

[raleighnut]

Howzabout a form of presidentual candidate wresting? Win by a knockout, a fall or a submission? Should play well to Dwayne Johnson's strengths if he ever runs.

View: https://youtu.be/44YZkikRGB0

 

[sheddy]

Interesting

View: https://youtu.be/bEUSScTLork

 

[Drago]

The nuclear biathlon.

This is a discipline where the athletes have to run around Iran from checkpoint to checkpoint, and when ordered to do so by the referee they have to stop and fire an AK47 at the nearest scientist specislising in applied nuclear physics. Extra points can be accrued for either shooting bodyguards, or for infecting Iranian centrifuges with the Stuxnet virus. It's only the inaugural year and the Israeli team have already shown a great aptitide for this event.

 

[matticus]

Israeli Tram

... release their new disk on Thursday, with new drummer ...

 

[gbb]

Uncooked bat eating contests.

Made me laugh ...

 

[Dave7]

Made me laugh ...

Made me feel sick.
Bats have to be cooked medium rare for me.