Impatient berk gives themself a puncture

[addictfreak]

I may have stopped briefly, to laugh and tell him/her what a burk thet were

 

[hackbike 666]

Normal human bevaviour it seems to me to the OP.See it all the time.

 

[magnatom]

Definitely one of those moments when you want a short beard.

Casually cycle up to the car dismount, look closely at the tyre, rim etc. Stand up straight one hand on your hip, the other stroking your beard...


'....tut, tut, tut.....that's gonna cost you...'

Then jump back on the bike, laugh manically and cycle off into the sunset.



Yup, that would just about do it.