In praise of spam

[User]

 

[Spinney]

 

[Fnaar]

Spam Fritter for the win!

 

[Rezillo]

The spam fritter dining experience.

First mouthful: food of the gods. Second mouthful: hey, there seems to be a lot of grease here. Third mouthful: get me a bucket. Fourth mouthful (if possible): oh the humanity...