Twitter is weird. I was on there for a while in the guise of my band as an attempt to garner publicity, and I couldn't think of anything to write that a) wasn't enormously tedious and

didn't make me look like a self obsessed peanut. Mind you, it doesn't stop me on here.

It seemed to me that everyone on Twitter, apart from a very few people with genuinely interesting things to say, expected people to be interested in all the tedious minutiae of their lives. Why would I want to read that? I have my own tedious minutiae, thanks.