In the interests of modesty ......

[Donger]

To the wizened old gentleman with the gnarled legs and long grey hair who dissed us by ignoring our greetings and speeding past us all wordlessly on the road from Arlingham to Frampton yesterday:

We didn’t really mind that you chose to blank us all (that’s your prerogative) and, in truth, we were all quite impressed by your turn of speed. But, for the love of God, did you really have to moon at us through your wafer thin lycra shorts like that? Nobody should have to witness another cyclist’s butt crack in HD. That’s just out of order.

Personally, in the interests of modesty, I have now resolved to always wear big black pants every time I don the lycra in future, and I think it is only right that someone sould point out your fashion faux pas to ensure that you do likewise. If you are reading this, please stop going commando.

 

[welsh dragon]

Seeing someones bum. Mmmm, not a good look. I always wear black. im with you on this one donger

 

[0lonerider]

blame lidle! lol

 

[Cycleops]

blame Lidl! lol

Ladle or Lidl ?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When my shorts get that thin they become a winter undershort. I don't want a sunburnt butt

 

[0lonerider]

lol lidle

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Seeing someones bum. Mmmm, not a good look. I always wear black.

Surely it depends on who's bum you see??

I'm with you on this one donger

Honestly, first you moan about bums and then you go an say something like that??!!

 

[welsh dragon]

Surely it depends on who's bum you see??



Honestly, first you moan about bums and then you go an say something like that??!!

If it's vin diesel, then it's all right. Even encouraged in fact. If it's bob the builder, then hell no.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If it's vin diesel, then it's all right. Even encouraged in fact. If it's bob the builder, then hell no.

I have never seen any cartoon figures out cycling before!!

 

[ayceejay]

Donger complains about butt crack I can't stop laffin'

 

[welsh dragon]

I have never seen any cartoon figures out cycling before!!

Stop stalking me you.

 

[Octet]

I saw a woman on the.... "upper end of the scales" cycle past the other day, lycra stretched to tearing point and below it the very visible outline of a black thong.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stop stalking me you.

That isn't me!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I saw a woman on the.... "upper end of the scales" cycle past the other day, lycra stretched to tearing point and below it the very visible outline of a black thong.

It wasn't a thong when she started!

 

[Donger]

It wasn't a thong when she started!

WEDGIE !!!