Inappropriate bike brand.

[Hover Fly]

I've just been talking to an old friend height 5' 4" tops. Along his bike's down tube, in big letters, the word "GIANT".

 

[smokeysmoo]

My mate Ben's got a Scott

 

[rockyraccoon]

handjob, g-spot, foreplay, etc you name it!

My link

 

[Hover Fly]

I won't put the link up, because even the URL is seriously NWS but Star****ers is a Japanese maker of fixies.

 

[TheDoctor]

One of my bikes has 'Brompton' all over it.
I live miles and miles away from there!!! Honestly...

 

[Moose]

I ride a Dirty Jo

 

[MossCommuter]

This is the No Logo logo

Go figure

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My bike has 'FELT' written on it, and I haven't been felt by anyone in ages!

 

[marzjennings]

Cove, while an innocent name for a bike company build the

Sanchez
Handjob
Foreplay
Shocker
Stiffee
Hustler
G-Spot
Hooker

and of course the

STD
http://covebike.com/bikes


edit: oops didn't notice some of these listed above.

 

[Moodyman]

Gazelle is a popular bike brand in The Netherlands. But their anything like gazelles - they're built-like-a-tank Dutch bikes.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Cube - They are in no way Cube shaped!

 

[Bigsharn]

I ride a converted Raleigh Equipe... It's stripped down to have the Frame and forks, front brake, pedals, chainring and chain, wheels and saddle.

I wouldn't have said it was very well equipped...

 

[TheDoctor]

A Raleigh Chopper is no substitute for a decent axe.

 

[Fletch456]

A Raleigh Chopper is no substitute for a decent axe.

Or a well equipped gentleman.

(In retrospect that may have sounded better were I a woman!)

 

[Evil Rabbit]

I have a Boardman, but am not board.