Inflatable Shark Attack Man Convicted

[threebikesmcginty]

Afterwards he said he felt a bit deflated...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Best recent thread by a fecking mile.

 

[Accy cyclist]

"Meech was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £700 in costs, compensation of £100 and a victim surcharge."

I hope he doesn't approach a loan shark for money to pay the costs!

 

[Fnaar]

Pity his name isn't George. then i could have made a George/Jaws type pun

 

[Aperitif]

Best recent thread by a fecking mile.

"Meech said the charges had been blown up out of all proportion, and the judge was having a whale of a time at his expense."

 

[dan_bo]

Theres something strange about this case.

I get the feeling there were goings on that predate this particular incident.

 

[EltonFrog]

Well! It's the fin end of the wedge!

 

[rich p]

...Please insert any appropriate crap pun here...

 

[mickle]

It's easy to think that this has been blown up out of all proportion - but it's the scale of these crimes thats unfathomable.
What's the net cost to society?

 

[stephec]

For the steward's sake it's a good job it wasn't a hammerhead shark, although the judge probably would've really nailed the guy then.

 

[Aperitif]

...Please insert any appropriate crap pun here...

Meech snached defeat from the victory of Jaws. "I've always held an over-inflated sense of self-importance, but I'm just another fish in the sea...a bit unshore of myself".
A Rich vein, indeed.

 

[rich p]

In that case, I will.

I knew wouldn't let me down Rocky

 

[EltonFrog]

I bet it cost an arm and leg in fins, a jawsome case though, the scales of justice have prevailed.

 

[nickyboy]

Meech further added: I'm feeling quite Blue now. Mako this what you will, they're probably Basking in the glory of a conviction. I'm off down to Thresher to Nurse my wounded pride

 

[rich p]

He must feel a bit of a lemon

A lemon Ade?