Inflatable Shark Attack Man Convicted

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oi, shark puns.

Anyone want a loan?

 

[Archie_tect]

Careful, TBM'll bite your hand off.

 

[Moon bunny]

(serious note) "...it was a waste of taxpayers money..." No, I think you will find it was a waste of £700 plus of your money.

 

[Archie_tect]

£700 buys you how many hours of two solicitors' time, their back-up legal teams, the clerks' time, the court overheads + the magistrates' expenses... must be way more than £700 + lost earnings and the effect on his future life with a criminal record for assault.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And £2.99 for the shark.

 

[John the Monkey]

I think this has gone far enough now. Can't you just reef him alone?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

If someone offered me that shark for £2.99, I'd bite his arm off.

Sharks don't have arms Rocky, or haven't you noticed?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Is @User14044 our Great White hope?

 

[Oldbloke]

Is @User14044 our Great White hope?

Surely should be our Great White Tope?

 

[Beebo]

Is @User14044 our Great White hope?

I thought that was Greg Norman, but maybe i'm getting confused.

 

[ufkacbln]

Apparently he has a second shark at home...

 

[EltonFrog]

Perhaps there should be a theme tune for this thread ?

Wide Eyed And Legless

 

[Rezillo]

End this thread now.

'Au revoir' thread.........C'est la fin.

 

[John the Monkey]

Yes, it's (der weisse) hai time this was done with.

 

[Archie_tect]

... and thanks for all the fish.