INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

[Shut Up Legs]

Woah random thought, there are more nipples on this planet than people

So there are! My touring bike alone has 68 of the bloody things.

 

[EltonFrog]

If it's dead, bury it before it starts to stink.

(Relationships)

 

[Levo-Lon]

If it's dead, bury it before it starts to stink.

(Relationships)

ill try and remember that...lol..she is talking to me now..

 

[swansonj]

INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

Life is like a toilet roll.
The nearer you get to the end, the faster is seems to go.....

Life is like a sewer. What you get of it depends on what you put in to it.

C Tom Lehrer

 

[steveindenmark]

To go faster, you have to learn to slow down. (Endurance riding saying)

 

[Oldbloke]

Never put your wishbone where your backbone should be...

 

[Garry A]

"Leave it behind before it leaves you behind"

On bevvying up the town at weekends.

 

[screenman]

Do not put off till tomorrow that which you can do today.

 

[classic33]

Health and happiness are on the sides of the same coin

 

[raleighnut]

Do not put off till tomorrow that which you can do today.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next week.

 

[numbnuts]

Opinions are like a.r.s.e.holes everybody has one

 

[raleighnut]

Grow your own Dope



















Plant a Man

 

[tyred]

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

The chances of toast falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Don't count your kettle of fish in the mouth.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Try everything you can in life.as "here lies a man who died of nothing" is a crap obit

 

[TVC]

Nobody on the internet is your friend. Turn off the computer/phone and try the real world.