Interesting fact...

[Mr Pig]

..that I just made up!

If you collected up all of the food crumbs stuck inside the world's computer keyboards there would be enough to feed the population of Darfur for ten days.

Your go? :0)

 

[Tharg2007]

if you collected all the pointless threads on this website and stuck them all together the people of darfur would also have a website each to look through over lunch, for the next 10 years

 

[Lardyboy]

The male Panamanian Striped sloth takes 10 days to move 10 metres, the female Panamanian Striped sloth takes 10 days to move 11 metres. They are the most endangered and frustrated species on the planet.

 

[mondobongo]

The numbers on a Roulette table 1-36 add up to 666.

 

[Dave5N]

Mistranslation

 

[BigonaBianchi]

..when a woman finally stops talking, she's thinking about shoes.

 

[Dayvo]

If everyone donated their wage 'earned' whilst reading and contributing to internet forums during working hours, world poverty would be eliminated 20 times over!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

If everyone donated their wage 'earned' whilst reading and contributing to internet forums during working hours, world poverty would be eliminated 20 times over!

except for those of us that had our salaries reduced to 4p a day pro rata

 

[Keith Oates]

<If everyone donated their wage 'earned' whilst reading and contributing to internet forums during working hours, world poverty would be eliminated 20 times over!>

Unemployment would be trebled if those lost hours were spent on productivity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

If all the mince pies taken to nice middle-class gatherings this Christmas and not eaten because people are worried about their waistline were put on a big plate and given to me, I'd be very happy! Burp!

(last Christmas, I went to an afternoon do at some friends... everyone brought mince pies... there were piles and piles of them on the table, but nobody was touching them (except me). So I started offering them around... one fella said "Better not, I've had three this week". "Three this week?!", retorted I... "I've had three in the last 10 minutes"...
(Then I drank all the wine, too)

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I like your style, Fnaar!

 

[Dayvo]

So I started offering them around... one fella said "Better not, I've had three this week". "Three this week?!", retorted I... "I've had three in the last 10 minutes"...
(Then I drank all the wine, too)

I can relate to that!

 

[Aperitif]

If you had offered them around yesterday Fnaar, everyone celebrating could have been pie Eid.

 

[ChrisKH]

I'm sorry, you can't turn down a mince pie, it's indecent.