Introducing: someone special

[Arch]

Some in Tea? already know, but I thought it was time to tell everyone about someone new and special in my life. He's been round the block a bit already, but then I'm no spring chicken myself. He's well built, nice looking, very practical, and endlessly interesting, well, I think so. My friends and family have all given him the thumbs up too.

We fit each other very well, and I think we're going to go to lots of places together. I think, if it came to it, he would be the one to forsake all others for.

His name is Michael:

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Isn't he gorgeous?!

 

[Trembler49]

I hope you will both be very happy and wish you well!

 

[Hover Fly]

I don't think it will last long, Michael looks a bit of a folder to me.

 

[ELL]

I hope you have lots of fun riding him and your bum doesn't get to sore

 

[NormanD]

I can see this partnership going flat once or twice

 

[ELL]

The secret to any relationship is a good quality lube, plenty of rubbers and making sure you get hot a sweaty several times a week.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Not very well endowed, is he?

 

[ttcycle]

Is he bendy?

 

[biggs682]

enjoy your time together and dont worry about what the others say , and well done for coming out

 

[Night Train]

I see you'll not be taking him lying down.

 

[fossyant]

Hola Mike the Bike !

 

[Rapples]

Not very well endowed, is he?

Looks to me like every penny fits the slot

 

[Arch]

Not very well endowed, is he?

Are you joking? Have you seen the length of his seatpost!

 

[Rapples]

It's not the size it's what you do with it.............

Well that's what I always say

 

[Night Train]

He's been round the block a bit already,

Makes him sound like the village bike!