"nothing even comes close"
IMO cycle cameras are never very good at showing close passes, I'm sure the van was right next to you, but the footage doesnt give that impression.
According to Alanis Morissette ironic means "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife!""You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."
Almost as good as the vid from the bloke in North Yorks passed by a Tufnells wagon with the tag line "People Who Care"