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Is It Friday Yet?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Aperitif, 6 Sep 2007.

  1. Not sure about this one - anyway...

    A lad walks in to his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mum one.
    The dad laughs throws a pillow at the lad and tells him to get out.

    Hours later the dad hears a commotion coming from the lads bedroom.
    He enters the bedroom to find the lad giving his nan one.

    The dad looks horrified.

    'Not so funny when its your mum is it?' says the lad
     
  2. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    No it's not Friday - obviously :biggrin::biggrin:;)
     
  3. :biggrin::biggrin: Very good.
     
  4. Will1985

    Will1985 Über Member

    Location:
    South Norfolk
    eewwwwwww :biggrin:
     
  5. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Three small kids taking it in turns to peek through the keyhole of their parents door.
    The oldest child says to the other two, 'That's disgusting, and we're not even allowed to pick our noses!'
     
  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her -- "Hello" "How are you! We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you."

    When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

    "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

    "Which word?" the woman asked.

    "Love."

    The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

    About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

    "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

    "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

    "You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

    "Which word?" her husband asked.

    "Czechoslovakia."
     
  7. spen666

    spen666 Guru


    but it doesn't exist now, so can he spell Czech Republic of Slovakia instead?
     
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    It may not exist now but he still couldn't spell it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!