Ha! My other bike is Rambo - most definitely a male; big and heavy, doesn't always do as asked, likes to see me on my ass in some mud....wait, that was a night out at the mud wrestling championships...
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I'm glad you said lube and bar ends in that order!...that I'm spending a Saturday night surfing online for cleaning stuff, lube and bar ends for my bike
And that I am also trying to think of a name for her?
In fact, don't answer that
What you do on a Saturday night doesn't count. It's what you do outside with your bike on the Sunday morning that REALLY matters! Sunday morning miles trumps Saturday evening ........erm........shall we call it daydreaming? Yep daydreaming.........or, maybe, studying. That sounds better. Studying your specialist subject. Research, that's even better. You are doing your research. That doesn't sound sad to anyone
Oh that just reminded me of something that really happened several years back....
Muc Off and dry lube....I don't like it wet....Soooooooooo come on spill the beanz, which muck remover and lube have you ordered
Muc Off and dry lube....I don't like it wet....
I was in Poundland with my sister and mum this week, there was an extremely large lady ahead of us in the queue and suddenly the shoplifter alarm went off,Oh that just reminded me of something that really happened several years back....
I was popping into Tesco to pick up some baby oil....my youngest child was only months old and had very dry skin.
My friend, who knew where I was going, and why, rang me on my mobile and said would I get her something for her kids guinea pig.
So there I am, at the checkout, running on a few hours sleep after my night shift.
I am at the fast checkout and place my items down and the young lad started to blush.
It was then I realised why....in my basket I had a bottle of baby oil and a cucumber!!!
So what did I do? I used my humour...
"What? I'm having an early night!"
Not at all i've spent Saturday decorating at my in laws....now that is SAD.......that I'm spending a Saturday night surfing online for cleaning stuff, lube and bar ends for my bike
And that I am also trying to think of a name for her?
In fact, don't answer that
Congrats on a mighty fine looking steed slHell yes he is!
He's my previous ride (I still have him and he will get used!)
