Is there a dentist in the house?

[sloe]

There's been no reply from AndyinSig for hours. Is it conceivable that we'll read a horror story in a few years about some poor cyclist glued tooth to finger to arse to sofa to floor to block of flats, black, cadaverous, stinking and dead?

 

[longers]

He might still be getting the lead off the church roof .

 

[gbb]

There's been no reply from AndyinSig for hours. Is it conceivable that we'll read a horror story in a few years about some poor cyclist glued tooth to finger to arse to sofa to floor to block of flats, black, cadaverous, stinking and dead?

Oh my jesus freekin christ

Cant stop chuckling

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

There's been no reply from AndyinSig for hours. Is it conceivable that we'll read a horror story in a few years about some poor cyclist glued tooth to finger to arse to sofa to floor to block of flats, black, cadaverous, stinking and dead?

In the meantime, all those who've been giving him bad advice, have time to edit their posts to avoid any snotty comments from the coroner.

 

[redcogs]

We are 'free' to decide which advice to accept in a 'freedom of choice' society surely Patrick?

i'm certain Andy would be the first to agree, caveat emptor n all that.

But.. jusincase, you might be as well to consult with a qualified orthodontist Andy, cos i av to admit there seems to av bin a few dodgy quack types offerin some suspicious remedies above..

 

[Andy in Sig]

I've just this minute got back from the dentist, a nice chap who officially is not supposed to treat me but who nonetheless set aside the necessary quarter of an hour. I told him about you lot and all I can say is that if you hear a knock on the door in the early hours, it will be the men of the Execution Squad of the German Dental Surgeons' Association Anti-Quackery Unit. You have been warned.

 

[tdr1nka]

So is it alright to use Superglue then?

T x

 

[Andy in Sig]

When I mentioned it he raised an eyebrow and looked as if he meant it.

 

[Alan Frame]

I used superglue to tack weld the top of my finger back on when I half severed it with secateurs. I enjoy a bit of DIY.