I have a pocket watch I sometimes actually wear (seriously), so all I'll need is a flat cap, cravatte, shirt, Coat (optional), waistcoat, and trousers, possibly a killer Victorian style 'tashe' and side burns and a Traction Engine to drive about on (that will REALLY pi*s the car drivers off as I pootle along at low speed, cooking eggs and bacon on the shovel, tea in the can!

) although I'll have to update the boiler and make it burn something cleaner.
Oh yeah, and a Northern accent eeeee by gum!! (ironically I'm geographically more northern than the people claiming to be 'northern'!).
Or sommat
Now, anyway, getting back to Kent, where's that beer gone?!
