There's even a 50 Shades generator: "After having my furry cup slammed, he then proceeded to slam my rusty bullet hole. The slamming makes me flow my tuna tunnel tears all over his timed slimer. The unrelenting orgasms from his one-eyed milkman hammering my cum dumpster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and magician's wax in my ring piece created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different!"