Is there a violinist in the house?

[Panter]

I'm still at work, it's dark and cold, pishing down with rain and I have a 17 mile journey home through remote country lanes.
Oh, and I have no waterproofs

 

[Wheeledweenie]

*Pats Panter on the head*

You poor dear, have this metaphorical Horlicks.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tell me where you are and I'll send Dayvo round to give you a lift home...


OI! DAYVO..YOU DOING ANYTHING??

 

[ChrisKH]

Careful though. He's probably had a few snifters by now.

 

[HJ]

What's the problem??

 

[Panter]

'twas good fun actually

Once I'd reached saturation point (which took approximately 4 seconds) then, by definition, I couldn't get any wetter so I settled back and enjoyed the ride

Nearly lost the front wheel though as I couldn't see a big rut that was under standing water but apart from that it was fine

Must get some mudguards though, I just couldn't hit that magical speed where I could outpace the spray...........

 

[fossyant]

It's the getting in it that's the problem, once wet it doesn't matter.

 

[Dayvo]

Tell me where you are and I'll send Dayvo round to give you a lift home...


OI! DAYVO..YOU DOING ANYTHING??

I would if I could, but I don´t have a violin!

How about a banjo that I can´t play either?

 

[Dayvo]

Careful though. He's probably had a few snifters by now.

Sorry to disappoint, but I´m going on a yoga course tomorrow and I want to be at one with my body!

 

[purplepolly]

Hold on, I've got an invisible violin back at work. I play it when my colleagues complain about their drive in.