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Is this funny...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by yenrod, 20 Aug 2007.

  1. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

  2. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    I bet he'll get a cavity search, deep 'n' hard!!!!
     
  3. purpleR

    purpleR Senior Member

    Location:
    Edinburgh
    Surely any self respecting criminal mind would choose a policeman's truncheon as their weapon/sex toy pairing of choice???
     
  4. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    I linked to that,
    and came across this, first paragraph had me in tears !
     
  5. A stick up cock up if you ask me!
     
  6. Slowgrind

    Slowgrind New Member

    Didn`t Kenneth Williams do a sketch about a nervous stick up guy? It went along the lines of " hold out your hands this is a cock up!"
     
  7. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    It's funny when you read the bit about the hold up with a vibrator, but the shop assistant probably wasn't laughing at the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    How about this for the headline:

    King Dong hold-up gone wrong - man tries to rob with a plastic schlong...
     
  9. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    Location:
    S of Kendal
    And the camel that killed the women it wanted sex with, had previously......

    "...... come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions"

    With what? How?
     
  10. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Well, he just wanted to 'goat it on' with something, anything...





    ...coat got I'll get(!)
     
  11. Lefire

    Lefire New Member

    Location:
    Colchester
    How about 'Man buzzing with excitement after successful hiest'
     
  12. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    vibrator robber gets stiff sentence
     
  13. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Uh, uh, I know what you're thinking. Is there any charge left in the batteries? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
    But being as this is a 12" dong, one of the most powerful in the Anne Summers range, and would take that smirk on your face clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel frisky? Well, do ya, punk?
     
  14. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    robbed with a buzz, caught by the fuzz
     
  15. Lefire

    Lefire New Member

    Location:
    Colchester
    This whole robbery could have been easily avoided had the cashier just politely said 'excuse me sir but it's rude to point'
    He would have realised the errors of his ways and left with his tail between his legs.