Surely any self respecting criminal mind would choose a policeman's truncheon as their weapon/sex toy pairing of choice???
Didn`t Kenneth Williams do a sketch about a nervous stick up guy? It went along the lines of " hold out your hands this is a cock up!"
It's funny when you read the bit about the hold up with a vibrator, but the shop assistant probably wasn't laughing at the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about this for the headline: King Dong hold-up gone wrong - man tries to rob with a plastic schlong...
And the camel that killed the women it wanted sex with, had previously...... "...... come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions" With what? How?
Uh, uh, I know what you're thinking. Is there any charge left in the batteries? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a 12" dong, one of the most powerful in the Anne Summers range, and would take that smirk on your face clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel frisky? Well, do ya, punk?
This whole robbery could have been easily avoided had the cashier just politely said 'excuse me sir but it's rude to point' He would have realised the errors of his ways and left with his tail between his legs.
