Is this funny...

[yenrod]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/6955496.stm

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I bet he'll get a cavity search, deep 'n' hard!!!!

 

[purpleR]

Surely any self respecting criminal mind would choose a policeman's truncheon as their weapon/sex toy pairing of choice???

 

[Elmer Fudd]

I linked to that,
and came across this, first paragraph had me in tears !

 

[Aperitif]

A stick up cock up if you ask me!

 

[Slowgrind]

Didn`t Kenneth Williams do a sketch about a nervous stick up guy? It went along the lines of " hold out your hands this is a cock up!"

 

[Keith Oates]

It's funny when you read the bit about the hold up with a vibrator, but the shop assistant probably wasn't laughing at the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Melvil]

How about this for the headline:

King Dong hold-up gone wrong - man tries to rob with a plastic schlong...

 

[Tim Bennet.]

And the camel that killed the women it wanted sex with, had previously......

"...... come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions"

With what? How?

 

[Melvil]

And the camel that killed the women it wanted sex with, had previously......

"...... come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions"

With what? How?

Well, he just wanted to 'goat it on' with something, anything...





...coat got I'll get(!)

 

[Lefire]

How about 'Man buzzing with excitement after successful hiest'

 

[alecstilleyedye]

How about this for the headline:

King Dong hold-up gone wrong - man tries to rob with a plastic schlong...

vibrator robber gets stiff sentence

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Uh, uh, I know what you're thinking. Is there any charge left in the batteries? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being as this is a 12" dong, one of the most powerful in the Anne Summers range, and would take that smirk on your face clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel frisky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

robbed with a buzz, caught by the fuzz

 

[Lefire]

This whole robbery could have been easily avoided had the cashier just politely said 'excuse me sir but it's rude to point'
He would have realised the errors of his ways and left with his tail between his legs.