Is this funny...

Mr Phoebus

New Member
I bet he'll get a cavity search, deep 'n' hard!!!!
 

Slowgrind

New Member
Didn`t Kenneth Williams do a sketch about a nervous stick up guy? It went along the lines of " hold out your hands this is a cock up!"
 

Tim Bennet.

Entirely Average Member
Location
S of Kendal
And the camel that killed the women it wanted sex with, had previously......

"...... come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions"

With what? How?
 

Melvil

Guest
Tim Bennet. said:
And the camel that killed the women it wanted sex with, had previously......

"...... come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions"

With what? How?
Well, he just wanted to 'goat it on' with something, anything...





...coat got I'll get(!)
 

Mr Phoebus

New Member
Uh, uh, I know what you're thinking. Is there any charge left in the batteries? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being as this is a 12" dong, one of the most powerful in the Anne Summers range, and would take that smirk on your face clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel frisky? Well, do ya, punk?
 

Lefire

New Member
Location
Colchester
This whole robbery could have been easily avoided had the cashier just politely said 'excuse me sir but it's rude to point'
He would have realised the errors of his ways and left with his tail between his legs.
 
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