Is this funny...

[Melvil]

Uh, uh, I know what you're thinking. Is there any charge left in the batteries? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being as this is a 12" dong, one of the most powerful in the Anne Summers range, and would take that smirk on your face clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel frisky? Well, do ya, punk?

Sure it would put the smirk on your face clean on??????

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Uh, uh, I know what you're thinking. Is there any charge left in the batteries? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being as this is a 12" dong, one of the most powerful in the Anne Summers range, and would take that smirk on your face clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel frisky? Well, do ya, punk?

Sure it would put the smirk on your face clean on?????? [/QUOTE]
I doubt he brought the lube!?!

 

[sheddy]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

well if he had the wife's vibrator, what did she do with the gun

 

[Mr Phoebus]

well if he had the wife's vibrator, what did she do with the gun

They could make a p0rn film "Oh f*ck, two smoking barrels"

 

[yenrod]

Patrick's 1st porn title