Is this likely to deter thieves?

[NorthernDave]

Well the big stary eyes thing from a few years ago apparantly works.

Maybe the bike thieves on Jersey know they'd be going up against Jim Bergerac and know they'd come off second best..?
Although to be fair, those eyes look more like Barney Crozier (even more obscure 80's reference)

 

[lutonloony]

Seen a couple of bikes chained up in very odd , but visible, places in Torbay lately. Keep thinking they may be "tempters"

 

[Starchivore]

Anyone tried printing off something saying "Alarmed lock" with a convincing logo and font, and sticking it to the bike? Just out of interest. I suppose you'd have to be handy on the PC and with sticking it on, to make it convincing.