Is your 'biscuit profile' accurate?

[perplexed]

I think the only thing I fitted on the list was Paris and Culture.

 

[John the Monkey]

Hell's cats.

I like ginger nuts, and frankly, I could not be any more sophisticated.

I am shocked at this daft pr piece's inexactitude.

Shocked, I tell you.

 

[John the Monkey]

WTF is Joey Essex?

Imagine someone who looks at anything more complex than breathing in the way that a chimp might look at a pocket calculator.

I'd sooner set fire to James Cordon than have him over for a bevvie.

No one told me these were available as Corden options When are we offered the choice?

 

[DaveReading]

I guess Jammie Dodger lovers are to be considered unreliable.

 

[raleighnut]

What about people who like Digestive biscuits with Stilton and a glass (or 2) of Port (Tawny Port for preference)

 

[marshmella]

McVities don't make them so they don't feature.

I have no further interest in this thread then

 

[Katherine]

Jaffa cakes and ginger nuts are my favourite and I matched 2 out of 5 for each.

 

[jefmcg]

Well, we are all talking about McVities biscuits, so job-done, McVities marketing people.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEnA29wK7uM

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Who came up with this rubbish? Hobnobbers.

 

[HertzvanRental]

Any bonus for dunking?

 

[MichaelW2]

McVities don't make them so they don't feature.

The biscuit lobby are not to be trifled with.
McVities are part of the United Biscuit corporation, which is owned by a Turkish biscuit investment vehicle, having been purchased from The Blackstone Group, an American multinational private equity, investment banking, alternative asset management and financial services corporation based in New York City. As the largest alternative investment firm in the world, Blackstone specializes in private equity, credit, hedge fund and biscuit-based investment strategies, as well as financial advisory services, such as mergers and acquisitions (M&A), restructurings and reorganizations, and private placements.

 

[slowmotion]

The biscuit lobby are not to be trifled with.

I don't doubt it having visited this website a few times.

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

I have the very occasional Oreo but, otherwise, I abstain.

Here's what a biscuitologist of world renown has to say on the matter....

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/index.php3

 

[Ganymede]

I don't doubt it having visited this website a few times.

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

I have the very occasional Oreo but, otherwise, I abstain.

Here's what a biscuitologist of world renown has to say on the matter....

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/index.php3

That website has enhanced my life. I especially enjoyed his description of St David's Day. I found myself reading the list of biscuit categories in my head in the posh cockney that Celia Johnson deploys in the 1944 film of Noel Coward's This Happy Breed.

 

[Markymark]

What a load of tosh.
Profile 2, lives in London AND watches Coronation St?

No such Londoner exists.

 

[Hitchington]

Ginger Nuts, partially correct.

I tend to go here for all things biscuit related.

Ginger nuts have to be the Chicken Vindaloo of the biscuit world. Not only are they often gingery enough to actually be spicy but they are also quite hard.
Once again McVities are head and shoulders above the competition, probably due to a no compromise approach to sugar content. However, that said you have to try hard to get a bad ginger nut.
Years ago you could get big bags of mini ginger nuts made by Jacobs I think. They were superb but you needed at least 20 of them before they began to work.
Finally due to their very crunchy nature, ginger nuts cause weird flashes to appear on computer monitors if viewed across a room, whilst being munched. Its true.