Boarding planes in Israel ...
What a simple and brilliant idea!
I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!
It's hard to beat Israeli technology!
TEL AVIV, Israel -
The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you
but, will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone,
with none of this nonsense about racial profiling.
It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers,
El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London .
What a simple and brilliant idea!
I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!
It's hard to beat Israeli technology!
TEL AVIV, Israel -
The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you
but, will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone,
with none of this nonsense about racial profiling.
It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers,
El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London .
