It must be nearly Christmas because....

[Pale Rider]

Cheese footballs are in the shops.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Mrs Smoo informed me the other day that THE RANGE is full of feckin' Christmas trees

 

[Hill Wimp]

because................ it's only October, next year it will start in June

 

[colly]

because mysterious packages are appearing in cupboards and drawers.

 

[welsh dragon]

There have been selection boxes in the co op for the last couple of weeks

 

[oiljam]

I were in the reception of an Asda store last week and they have a fully decorated tree in there. WTF. There's no wonder Christmas comes round so quickly these days, it lasts about 6 months nowadays

 

[biggs682]

even our local garden centre has started to display christmas decorations

 

[oiljam]

It does my head in

 

[Dayvo]

The forests are full of trillions of Christmas trees here, FFS!

 

[Lincov]

I took my pre-school son on a ride to a country pub a couple of weeks ago. I held the door open for him and he walked in and shouted Mummy, Merry Christmas! They'd only put up a Christmas tree. In mid-September. I lost the will to live.

 

[postman]

The stick or twist pub in Leeds has a xmas tree up with baubles on but luckily no lights YET!!!

 

[classic33]

Leeds council have put their Christmas lights up on the Headrow.
Easter eggs have been on sale for nearly two months.

 

[welsh dragon]

Your kidding. Easter eggs. ?

 

[ianrauk]

I bought a Christmas Tree at the weekend.

 

[fossyant]

I bought a Christmas Tree at the weekend.