It must be nearly Christmas because....

[welsh dragon]

Have you put the sprouts on yet..

 

[400bhp]

Just had my first Mince Pie.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Because halloween masks are in the shops while christmas music plays

 

[jayonabike]

Just had my first Mince Pie.

We have some coming on this weeks shopping

 

[classic33]

Your kidding. Easter eggs. ?

No. Even heard Christnas music being played in a shop in York in May.

 

[Aperitif]

It must be Christmas because the Daily Mail reported that John Lewis have a sale on. OK - it's only an abseil, but...you get my drift.
Commercial ou quoi?
"John Lewis - never knowingly underseiled"
Bollocks to Christmas.

Edited to say 'Wow' - bollocks wasn't edited.

 

[welsh dragon]

They'll be starting christmas in march next year

 

[petersull]

Cos santa's been tweeting me for ages days to xmas.

Good thing is my 3 year old grandaughter thinks he knows me.

 

[2Loose]

My local mini-co-op took down Christmas stock to put up Halloween stock!

 

[Spinney]

I let Sainsbury's off. In the run-up to xmas they do Ecclefechan tarts. A bit like mince pies, only much, much nicer! And the ones I bought (and ate) the other day would have almost lasted until Xmas (use by 19th Dec!).

I daren't read the nutrition info. Probably my day's allocation of fat and calories in one tart...

But

and

 

[Mattonsea]

The subtle suggestions for presents are coming thick and fast.

 

[Silver Fox]

..... My bank account is getting lighter and lighter.

 

[classic33]

Cos santa's been tweeting me for ages days to xmas.

Good thing is my 3 year old grandaughter thinks he knows me.

You can follow his movements from here http://www.noradsanta.org/
Its not just planes that can be tracked @Mad Doug Biker.

 

[s7ephanie]

saw decorations on a house yesterday

 

[asterix]

Christmas starts the day after the August bank holiday. That's when Tesco start selling mince pies and have a Christmas aisle.