Italian girls

[Hilldodger]

We actually have one of those Surry things in the workshop at the moment. Bloody awful. And, we also have around 20 tandems, so you'll have to come up with something very special to impress them

They're here for six weeks although they're also doing English lessons, too. Not with me I must add. That wouldn't be fair

 

[ComedyPilot]

Joe24, if you look on Google Earth, the reason the M1 is blurred in the picture is because the camera can't focus in on me pedalling as quick as I am!

 

[Joe24]

Joe24, if you look on Google Earth, the reason the M1 is blurred in the picture is because the camera can't focus in on me pedalling as quick as I am!

Look at the A60, you will see fire, and that is my tyres burning with the power and the speed i am going. i'm surprised you cant hear the sonic booms i'm going that fast. I've even overtaken a fighter jet
Hilldodger, i am special enough I'll give them all a long hard ride on the back of the tandem and use my good British charm to get them.
I'll teach them English. Instead of normal boring sentences i'll do it all in chat up lines

 

[ComedyPilot]

Right.... I've got Superman to fly round the earth to stop time, thereby freezing you in position Joe24, allowing me to get to Hilly's office first and lay my cape over the puddle near the front door so the Italian girls don't get their sandled feet wet.

 

[Joe24]

Damn, i thought superman was cool
alwell, i will use Batwomen instead I'll attract superman away using her, you might also follow and i will use my youth, speed and fitness to get into Hilldodgers.
Bet you have never had 2 people wanting to come to your office so much Hilldodger

 

[Alan Frame]

We have an education project running with an authority in Italy and this year we've been sent four 17/18 year old Italian girls on work experience. I currently have two of them sitting in my office doing some admin for me

Pictures please.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Damn, i thought superman was cool
alwell, i will use Batwomen instead I'll attract superman away using her, you might also follow and i will use my youth, speed and fitness to get into Hilldodgers.
Bet you have never had 2 people wanting to come to your office so much Hilldodger

I will first ring up Batwoman and tell her of your intent to "use" her. She will go off and form a Feminist-Lesbo-Anit-male Lobby group, by which time I will have wooed the Italian girls, flown them via Easyjet to Portofino (Stelios is my best mate) and be sat in a shaded cafe having alfresco martinis with Mochalattecino chasers.

 

[Joe24]

I will first ring up Batwoman and tell her of your intent to "use" her. She will go off and form a Feminist-Lesbo-Anit-male Lobby group, by which time I will have wooed the Italian girls, flown them via Easyjet to Portofino (Stelios is my best mate) and be sat in a shaded cafe having alfresco martinis with Mochalattecino chasers.

Its no good, you have won On here
I will be there at Hilldodgers office with these Italian girls, doing my best chat up lines. Then i will come on here and post a few pictures to tease you
Infact i will get Robin, who is better then them all, to let me break into the batmobile(where my age comes into play again) and drive it super fast to Hilldodgers office, get all the Italian girls in, and Batwomen, where i will chat them up. You will be no-where in site, no-one can beat the Batmobile, and i will have the nice young women.

 

[red_tom]

I work in an Italian bank and am surrounded by Italian women. Average age seems to be about 58.

 

[Dayvo]

About my age.
Hill Dodger can i come next week for a look around at the place you work
I'll come and meet the Italian girls, try out some of my British charm

I thought that all you male youngsters always suffered from a bit of 'premature', but coming next week will certainly enhance your reputation!

 

[Joe24]

Thanks for that Dayvo
Who needs superan and Batwomen. I'm going to have Hancok

 

[Dayvo]

Thanks for that Dayvo
Who needs superan and Batwomen. I'm going to have Hancok

Blimey! And I thought he was a cool dude in 'Fresh Prince'!

 

[Joe24]

Yeh
This was cool though

 

[Hilldodger]

We have fresh Italian girls starting from today

 

[Carwash]

We have fresh Italian girls starting from today

Did you wear the last lot out?