Agree with the sentiments some have posted above that it's not the bike, not the rider but the ride... YOUR ride.
If that's dressing in team kit, adjusting cadence to maintain optimal heart rate, squeezing every last 0.5 kmh (because pros don't think in mph) out of your legs on your £3000 carbon bike then good for you.
If it's pottering along a quiet canal path, smelling the roses and listening to the birds on your heavy old 3 speed with your picnic and a bottle of bubbly packed in your wicker basket then good for you.
If it's bombing down muddy mountain tracks on full suspension bikes getting a face full of sheep sh*te off your knobbly tyres, dodging boulders and ploughing through ditches full of water then good for you.
If it's gaining personal satisfaction from spending as little as possible on your daily transport but still managing to ride a well maintained bike that takes you to work 5 days a week and out in the country at weekends while costing less per year than some people spend on carbon bottle cages / air fresheners for their cars / monthly bus tickets then good for you.
Just accept that everyone is riding their own ride - and their priorities may be different to yours.
(just re-read that... sorry for the sermon, went off on one there!)
Common sense view on an internet forum
That idea will never catch on...