It's competition time!!

[vernon]

No prizes apart from the smugness of providing butchered or real song titles that better the ten provided by The Northern Echo to go with the story of a couple who were pepper sprayed when they refused to stop their sexual activity in a pub's toilet.

The story is here:

The paper's top ten are:


Stop In the Name of Love (The Supremes)
Hot Love (T. Rex)
I Can Feel It Coming In The Aerosol Tonight (Phil Collins)
You to Me Are Every Sting (The Real Thing)
I Just Called To Spray I Love You (Stevie Wonder)
Love Hurts (The Everley Brothers)
Love Me Tender (Elvis Presley)
Crazy Little Sting Called Love (Queen)
Ow! Deep Is Your Love (Bee Gees)
Sneezy Lover (Phil Collins and Philip Bailey)

...or anything by Sting

 

[ColinJ]

I can't be bothered to think of 10, but here's one:

Hump de Bump - The Red Hot Chili Peppers!

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Don't stop me now by (I'm having a ball) by Queen.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Love comes in spurts by Richard Hell and the Voidoids

 

[stephec]

AC/DC - You sprayed me all night long.

 

[stephec]

The Smiths - That poke isn't funny anymore.

 

[mr messy]

Smile (though your ar$e is aching) Nat King Cole

 

[RWright]

Take My Breath Away - Berlin
Life's a Gas - T Rex

 

[rich p]

If it had been an Indian restaurant they could have ordered a portion of shag aloo

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

"All I need is a warm injection to numb the pain." Alison Moyet.

 

[Dayvo]

I would do anything for love - Meatloaf

Did she do THAT as well?

 

[winjim]

Fourteen posts in and nobody's mentioned Ring of Fire?

 

[Fnaar]

Love is a long and slender thing (=many splendoured)

Note to self: quality control...if you have to explain a quip, it probably isn't that good)