Its 'its', not 'it's'......

[srw]

The two doing the job in the Owlcotes Centre carry PH test strips.

To tell if the dog has been drinking vinegar or eating Rennies? Even if true (I suspect not - I can't think why anyone needs to test the shoot they clean up; shoot is shoot, whoever produces it) you don't need a Chemistry GCSE to use a bit of Litmus paper.

Oh, and it's pH.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Spoiler: swearing

 

[Levo-Lon]

You'd have to add at least one zero to that salary to get me to do it.
Though i do recall a particularly unpleasant afternoon as a zoology undergraduate scanning dog poo under a microscope to look for parasites

most check dog poo for their stash...after it's been nicked of the coffee table!!!

 

[snorri]

............and there is a requirement to have a mobile 'phone in order to take photographs?
How quaint.

 

[Brandane]

Its' £6.01 and hour.

It's "it's" not its' - but I think you might of have known that you stirrer of dog excrement .
It is nice to see a job which could finally make use of my biology "O" level, after 40 years of it being utterly useless.

 

[swee'pea99]

What a shitty job.

 

[Moodyman]

Beaten by several people on the thread title ! Where's Pale Rider lol

He was riding a century in East Yorkshire yesterday.

 

[classic33]

He was riding a century in East Yorkshire yesterday.

What were wrong with his bike?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Why are GCSEs in maths, biology and English essential to the role?

so you can count how much of it there is, know why it's there, and know how to spell it on the job sheet…