Its 'its', not 'it's'......

[Randomnerd]

Catching dogs and owners in the act of bowel movements with their cameras..... It’s a race to the bottom for syntax and grammar in Pudsey. Should be moved to “Funnies”, this.

 

[marinyork]

An emphasis on Mathematics, Biology and English Language (GCSE) essential. Whatever that means. I feel I should stick up for GCSE Physics and Chemistry being equally important to dog poo.

 

[srw]

Damn. Edited the wrong sodding word.

Flipping phones.

fark. No, I'm right. As you corrected yourself.

 

[Drago]

Why English? What if a French mastiff does a poo?

 

[flake99please]

Is the title correct?

Should it not be It’s ‘its’, not ‘it’s’......

 

[Ian H]

Why English? What if a French mastiff does a poo?

The French are allowed — it's their culture.

 

[srw]

Is the title correct?

Should it not be It’s ‘its’, not ‘it’s’......

TMN to half a dozen people.

 

[srw]

An emphasis on Mathematics, Biology and English Language (GCSE) essential. Whatever that means. I feel I should stick up for GCSE Physics and Chemistry being equally important to dog poo.

Physics won't teach you what a dog is. Chemistry won't teach you how to write up your reports or count the evil owners.

 

[marinyork]

Physics won't teach you what a dog is. Chemistry won't teach you how to write up your reports or count the evil owners.

I think you need another beer.

The physics is to understand the dog poo trajectory and the taking of photos. The chemistry to understand the rate of a reaction can be slow and present a long time causing a public nuisance.

It amused me because so many ads saty5 GCSEs unnecessarily and this one wanted three and then felt the need to justify it.

 

[Julia9054]

You'd have to add at least one zero to that salary to get me to do it.
Though i do recall a particularly unpleasant afternoon as a zoology undergraduate scanning dog poo under a microscope to look for parasites

 

[srw]

Jobs like that if full time are usually 37.5 hours a week. does that take it above minimum wage?

It specifies 40 hours per week. Assuming 4 or 5 weeks of holiday per year, no.

Which means that if it's a genuine ad, rather than a mickey-take, it's pretty old.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Shite job.
Shite copywriting.
Shite proofreading.


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'kin 'ell i'm just 'avin' me tea ffs!

 

[Andy_R]

Maths to count the amount of poo for the report
Biology to identify the type of poo for the report
English to describe the type of poo for the report

 

[Fonze]

Not a job to be sniffed at ...

 

[classic33]

Physics won't teach you what a dog is. Chemistry won't teach you how to write up your reports or count the evil owners.

The two doing the job in the Owlcotes Centre carry PH test strips.