It's my wedding anniversary today and........

[Hill Wimp]

You lot never learn do you

 

[ThinAir]

I forgot to buy a card.

Now, it's not all bad as I managed to find a christmas card earlier which I have modified with a black marker. I've also added a label to point out that the bird on the front is a red breasted love bird rather than the commonly seen robin.

Do you think I might have got away with it?

Funniest post I have seen all day.

Please feel free to this pass on to your other/better half....

 

[SpokeyDokey]

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Spork = spoon + fork

If I was your missus Pauldavid I wouldn't worry too much but you might offer to cook for her? Or is that a step too far?! Good Luck mate!

Is that really a Spork?

Our Sporks have the spoony bit and forky bit mixed. Is ours the true Spork and your Spork the pretender? Or vice-versa?

I think ours make more sense as I'd hate to get Barbie Bean Sauce on my hands from the spoony bit whilst pronging a banger with the forky bit!

 

[SpokeyDokey]

You lot never learn do you

No I disagree - I have been straightened out quite a bit over the years. Although apparently my flower buying co-efficient is still too low.

Hmmmm....maybe you are right on the basis of my last comment!