It's national innuendo day.

[EltonFrog]

I was going to write a pantomime with a load innuendo gags in it, in the end I got Aladin to do it.

 

[green1]

I was going to write a pantomime with a load innuendo gags in it, in the end I got Aladin to do it.

 

[EltonFrog]

There are a lot of sentences with innuendos in them if you think long and hard about it, you'll come across a load of them.

 

[TVC]

How has this passed me by?!

He slipped it in when you weren't looking.

 

[EltonFrog]

That Nicola Adams in the Olympics last year, I used to like seeing her box.

 

[TVC]

Which was?

NSFW so I'll not embed. Just youtube 'Julian Clary Norman Lamont' and watch the awards ceremony clip.

 

[Pottsy]

I once went out with a girl in the fog and mist.

 

[hopless500]

I was going to write a pantomime with a load innuendo gags in it, in the end I got Aladin to do it.

 

[machew]

 

[EltonFrog]

A farmer was walking across his yard with a stiff cock in his hand, I assume he'd been giving a beating, it only had one eye.

 

[EltonFrog]

I used to be a gynaecologist, but I'm retired now, though I try to keep my hand in with what's going on.

 

[Archie_tect]

Always best to be careful you don't upset people by rubbing them up the wrong way.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I've got a post, I might stick it in.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I once went out with a lass who sold door accessories,she had a great set of knockers.

 

[Archie_tect]

You can use Brasso to rub into those, they come up a treat!