It's nearly Christmas!

[Drago]

I returned back to Thailand yesterday, and after Mrs Crank picked me up at the airport, we stopped off at our favourite bar, as you do, and they were playing this song, which was nice.

Its the most boring song in the world.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I've played that live a few times and it was my job to shout "it's Christmas!" in the final bars. I managed a good Noddy impersonation, but those two words would shred my vocal chords so Lord only knows how he managed it song after song live.

In Wolverhampton infants under the age of 6 are fed on pork scratchings only.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've played that live a few times and it was my job to shout "it's Christmas!" in the final bars. I managed a good Noddy impersonation, but those two words would shred my vocal chords so Lord only knows how he managed it song after song live.

In Wolverhampton infants under the age of 6 are fed on pork scratchings only.

I thought it was Black Pudding? 🤔


... It's the Black Country, innit?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Christmas is sh*t, summer is sh*t... Everything is sh*t.

That is all.

 

[PeteXXX]

Christmas is sh*t, summer is sh*t... Everything is sh*t.

That is all.

But on the plus side..... 👍

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Have a Wombling Merry Christmas


View: https://youtu.be/_JhVkWNHaU4

 

[Accy cyclist]

It's now exactly 6 months off Boxing Day.

 

[accountantpete]

Can't wait for the new Christmas TV offerings this year

 

[Binky]

Seeing as the longest day has only just past, my only reaction to a thread about Xmas is Christ almighty. And not in a biblical sense.

 

[classic33]

Approaching 179 days...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's now exactly 6 months off Boxing Day.

Oh behave!!

 

[Psamathe]

Scanning through the TV Freview on-screen guide the other day and one channel seemes to be full of "Christmas Movies" (the never even made it direct to DVD cheap to make stuff).

Ian

 

[TheDoctor]

It's so tempting to lock the thread and ban everyone until December
Merry Christmas (when it gets here)

 

[Binky]

It's so tempting to lock the thread and ban everyone until December
Merry Christmas (when it gets here)

Please, I beg you do it.

 

[TheDoctor]

I fear @Drago would hunt me down!