Its not cooked!

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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
A colleague got sent to Tokyo and was taken out for a meal by his Japanese host who asked if he liked fresh fish. He said yes, and was asked to choose his own fish from a tank at the back of the restaurant. He selected one and an employee with a net caught it for him. He was somewhat taken aback when the fish was abruptly slammed down on a wooden block and pinned to it with a big knife. The fish looked back at him, flopping about. The host proudly announced "This fish VERY fresh!"

:eek:
 
When I go to France, I often order steak tartare. The waiter says "you know it's raw?" I assume this is because anglophones stare at the menu, see one word they recognise, and order it; then send it back to the kitchen angrily complaining "it's not cooked!"
 
A colleague got sent to Tokyo and was taken out for a meal by his Japanese host who asked if he liked fresh fish. He said yes, and was asked to choose his own fish from a tank at the back of the restaurant. He selected one and an employee with a net caught it for him. He was somewhat taken aback when the fish was abruptly slammed down on a wooden block and pinned to it with a big knife. The fish looked back at him, flopping about. The host proudly announced "This fish VERY fresh!"

:eek:
But was it still alive when they started eating it?

(not for the squeamish)


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M90BO-KFyQk
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Lamb? Pink with well rendered fat please.

Beef and Venison? Depends on the cut. Filet? Beef or Venison, should be blue. Seared all over and rested to relax and warm through, nothing more. Rump and sirloin, rare or medium rare. Ribeye needs to go as far as medium to medium rare thanks to the fat in the middle.

Latest discovery is hanger steak. Cubester works part time as a wholesale butcher, and blags the hangers if he can. They cost him nowt, but they are known as the butcher's choice, and with good reason. It's the muscle that connects the diaphragm to the abdomen, so has a thick sinew up the middle, and a thick silverskin which needs to be trimmed. It's very open grained, so takes an oil and salt rub well. Once trimmed and the sinew removed by halving the entire steak, you get two longish tubes which can be butterflied to create a big half pound to 12 oz steak each for two. It needs to be absolutely blasted on the griddle, and takes some cooking. This means you get an awesome medium rare steak with a good caramelised crust, with a flavour you wouldn't believe. I've only ever seen it once in a restaurant.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
[QUOTE 4236965, member: 259"]Medium rare in the UK is bien cuit in France.
Blue in the UK is a point in France
Raw in the UK is saignant in France.
If you try to order a UK well done steak in France you'll probably be arrested for heresy.[/QUOTE]
And served Horse to boot. :angry:
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
I like my steak looking like a good vet could get it back on it's feet.




(Not really, I like it medium. Have we offended any vegetarians yet?)
 

Cheddar George

oober member
When I go to France, I often order steak tartare. The waiter says "you know it's raw?" I assume this is because anglophones stare at the menu, see one word they recognise, and order it; then send it back to the kitchen angrily complaining "it's not cooked!"

I often have steak tartare in Italy as it's not normally an option in the UK.

For some reason i love the raw minced steak but i never eat the raw egg.
 
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