I've bin happy using this forum until...

[Dayvo]

Apparently people sell coal in Newcastle.

Apparently coats and jumpers don't sell too well.

 

[Archie_tect]

It's OK, Primark are having a 50% off sale... though how Geordie lassies can take half their remaining clothes off remains to be seen.

 

[smokeysmoo]

It's not practical. You can't bend muck.

but you could spread it onto the stick

 

[ComedyPilot]

It's OK, Primark are having a 50% off sale... though how Geordie lassies can take half their remaining clothes off remains to be seen.

Years of constant practice.

 

[fossyant]

'"Hell is full of liquid manure- if you're up to your neck in it don't make waves."

 

[vernon]

'"Hell is full of liquid manure- if you're up to your neck in it don't make waves."

A comment as a normal poster or a veiled threat as a moderator?

If the latter, practice what you preach here

Particularly bullet point two as I'm feeling rather sensitive.

 

[fossyant]

Vern, did you not see the - it's a funny quote.

Sensitive or what ! Chill out ! You started the mickey taking thread !

 

[vernon]

Vern, did you not see the - it's a funny quote.

Sensitive or what ! Chill out ! You started the mickey taking thread !

Still feeling sensitive and in need of a hug.

 

[fossyant]

Sorted.

Happy New Year in advance !!

 

[fossyant]

Two bin men are filling up the late night truck when one of them sees a shooting star and says: "If you wish under a shooting star it will come true" And the other bin man goes "I wish i was divorced"

 

[vernon]

Sorted.

Happy New Year in advance !!

Thank you!

I'm going to celebrate by having my first post-cellulitis pedal in an hour of so.

Have a great New Year y'all.

Back to the wall papering...

 

[Speicher]

Two bin men are filling up the late night truck when one of them sees a shooting star and says: "If you wish under a shooting star it will come true" And the other bin man goes "I wish i was divorced"

Fossy, I refuse to believe that was supposed to be funny!

 

[Paladin - York]

Perceived mean spiritedness by refuse collectors prompts a CCer to lie in wait for the next bin collection, much to the annoyance of a local lad.


View: http://youtu.be/6f0z8piMp-U

 

[Aperitif]

Here is the latest news: Chelsea 1 Aston Binna 3

 

[Paladin - York]

Paladin - with a name like yours, you should have the last word on this: http://www.hardall.co.uk/paladins.html

I've just bin out for a quick dash, I come back in, log on and I'm met with even more rubbish.

Happy New Year.