I've cracked it....

[Racing roadkill]

I've discovered a defence against the 'annoying coffee shop douchebags'
I don't know what took me so long .

Although you can't hear anything from the outside ( I've checked ) they really seem to irritate these knobbers, I guess it must be that they aren't getting the attention anymore. And no, I don't ride with them on.

 

[sackville d]

Hang on....shouldn`t this be on that other C.C. web based forum thingie Curmudgeon Chat???

 

[fossyant]

You do realise you look silly.

 

[Markymark]

What sort of cake required you to cut it?

 

[AndyRM]

Misanthropy Level: 99

 

[surfdude]

please describe the sort of person you refer to as not sure i have ever meet one . it might enlighten me to what a douche bag is .

 

[potsy]

The coffee shop looks empty so if there is a douche-bag present it can only be the OP

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

please describe the sort of person you refer to as not sure i have ever meet one . it might enlighten me to what a douche bag is .

Just look at me - douche bag supremo

 

[Brandane]

When I saw the title I thought the OP had dropped his h**met onto a fluffy pillow from a height of two feet.

 

[Crackle]

You sure you're not hearing voices, there's no one in the shop?

 

[downfader]

Overpriced rubbish. You can buy a set of Sennheiser for a third of what you pay for Beats and they will have more clarity, tone and definition

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

£3.99 market rip offs.

 

[Racing roadkill]

You do realise you look silly.

Damn it, I don't appear to able to put you in 'the box'. Ah well I'll just not look.

 

[Fnaar]

I have a pair of headphones from Lidl that cost me a tenner, and the sound is excellent!

 

[Racing roadkill]

What sort of cake required you to cut it?

A chocolate thing with maltesers on it.