I've got a flock of sheep in my garden

[Hill Wimp]

I'd have demanded one in payment for the garden damage.

 

[Threevok]

Your own Harem !!!!

Lucky beggar

 

[Crackle]

Used to get the damn things in the garden all the time when I lived in Scotland, even had a damn horse in there once, now they do mess things up.

 

[Jody]

You've got a nice v-ewe from your garden!

Ewe set the baaa high with that one.

 

[Heltor Chasca]

I had a client who had 2 rams bust into their garden and cause over £1k worth of damage to 2 hornbeam hedges.

Though in all fairness, without formal horticultural training, they did a pretty good job of pruning the hedge.

 

[Beebo]

We had a heard of cows in our garden when I was a kid. The farmer had to pay to returf the lawn. Due to the huge divots and churned ground.

 

[Beebo]

@nickyboy
My mum grew up in Glossop on Sheffield Road before they built the new estate at the rear. The end of her garden was just defined by the river and sheep were always in the garden. I used to love visiting my grandparents as a kid.

 

[Speicher]

The farmer, did you phone him?

 

[cosmicbike]

I hope you're going to s-ewe him for damages

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Not this Mint?

 

[Milkfloat]

Not this Mint?

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That brings back some memories.

 

[Tim Hall]

Which one are you, Poppy or Sam? Or Mrs. Boot, the farmer?

 

[smutchin]

garden looks a bit worse for wear

We've often considered getting a sheep or goat just so we don't have to worry about mowing the lawn ever again. A whole flock might be overdoing it somewhat though.

 

[smutchin]

heard of cows

Reminds me of the old music hall routine:

A - Look at that flock of cows!
B - Herd!
A - What?
B - Herd of cows.
A - Of course I've heard of cows, you nitwit - there's a flock of them over there...

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

That brings back some memories.

Reminisce....

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