I've got a flock of sheep in my garden

[Crackle]

I just used to chase them out but it looks like Nickyboy hid behind the glass and called the rozzers. Terrorised by a flock of sheep.

 

[biggs682]

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Gone...garden looks a bit worse for wear

He doesn't look like your typical farmer

 

[roadrash]

you've got loads there , are you not shearing, i am a butcher by the way, give me a shout if it happens again

 

[nickyboy]

I just used to chase them out but it looks like Nickyboy hid behind the glass and called the rozzers. Terrorised by a flock of sheep.

Damn right. They looked like they meant business. I wasn't going to risk it

The lawns a bit of a mess but TBH it wasn't in great shape before. Maybe a bit of sheep fertiliser will help

 

[nickyboy]

Looking back...this was the funniest photo

 

[roadrash]

do you have a BAA BAA QUE

 

[captain nemo1701]

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Just appeared, eating everything. Called police. Updates will follow

Don't worry - mobile four legged lawn mowers.

 

[Spinney]

Don't worry - mobile four legged lawn mowers.

And they spread fertiliser at the same time - now they just need to amend the dispensing mechanisms so it is distributed as powder rather than clusters of small lumps.

 

[subaqua]

I have a flock of seagulls in my record collection ...

 

[Threevok]

I have a flock of seagulls in my record collection ...

Do they have a photograph of you ?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Were they Ram raiding?

 

[Markymark]

Dear god, could this thread get anymore northern? All we’d need now is a whinge that they’d chewed the sofa and crapped in the fridge you’ve dumped in the front garden and we’d be off.

 

[subaqua]

Do they have a photograph of you ?

wondered how long that would take

 

[GM]

Hey Nick, did fall asleep trying to count them?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

We had bambi in the garden a while back.