I've got a great excuse to buy a new bike..

Brompton Bruce

Coffeeeeeeeee pleeeeease
My bike wants a new owner. Its current one is too heavy.
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Reminds me of Emlyn Hughes who said their shirts were too heavy when they lost to Arsenal in an FA Cup Final.Emlyn Hughes blamed Liverpool's FA Cup final defeat to Arsenal in 1971 on the ... to the Liverpool legend and his team-mates, the wool shirts were 'too heavy'.


Flouncing Nobber
40lbs and he was too knackered to fight? He should try doing a 40 mile timed nav exercise carrying a 60lb bergan and the GPMP. and still be expected to do battle at the end of it.

That's the lamest excuse since Lance O'Classic blamed sleepwalking for being caught with his winky in that woman's letterbox.
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