in my young day Trojans were the guys who made off with Helen of Troy. Then, heaven knows how, they morphed in to prophylactics. Now they're unseemly electronic bitbobs that steal your passwords and tell your friends that you're sending them gay porn.
I uninstalled Kaspersky and installed Bit Defender. Mr. Defender tells me he's killing more Trojans than Achilles - he's the dude in the dressing gown, and, no, this is not gay porn, this is art.
At the same time a product called Antivirus is marketing itself to me virally. I'm all confused. Should I just let Bit (as I shall call him from now on) get on with the job, or do I need Antivirus?
Oh, and wtf was Kaspersky doing, letting all these Trojans in by the back door?
I uninstalled Kaspersky and installed Bit Defender. Mr. Defender tells me he's killing more Trojans than Achilles - he's the dude in the dressing gown, and, no, this is not gay porn, this is art.
At the same time a product called Antivirus is marketing itself to me virally. I'm all confused. Should I just let Bit (as I shall call him from now on) get on with the job, or do I need Antivirus?
Oh, and wtf was Kaspersky doing, letting all these Trojans in by the back door?