i've got...

[buggi]

... really smelly farts tonight

i almost don't want to stay in the same room as myself. thank God i haven't got a hot date here

 

[Sittingduck]

If you had a hot date there, surely you wouldn't be on Cyclogs @ 3am anyway

 

[buggi]

LOL i suppose not heehee

 

[buggi]

i don't remember eating cabbage

 

[fossyant]

She's gassed herself....are you OK....?

 

[TVC]

Some say a lady should keep an air of mystery. Clearly Buggi you don't agree.

 

[accountantpete]

I once cleared a pub Buggi - try a steady diet of curry,beer and veg to get the basic aroma and then vary the ingredients to achieve a really worthwhile fart.

 

[Dayvo]

Some say a lady should keep an air of mystery. Clearly Buggi you don't agree.

I don't think it's about air!

 

[buggi]

I don't think it's about air!

you're right... there was no air in my house last night! blimey, i tell you, i gave my ferrets some competition

it's all better now thankfully

 

[puddleglum]

What had you been eating?

 

[oxbob]

What had you been eating?

Chocolate coated pickled eggs again i think Its the ferrets i feel sorry for

 

[longers]

Chocolate coated pickled eggs again i think Its the ferrets i feel sorry for

I'm going to be brewing my own pickled eggs in a week or two

I'll probably not chocolatise them.

 

[Fnaar]

My brother and I stayed in a hotel in Dublin... I thought I was going to faint when I woke up... jeez, the captured smells after a night on the curry and beer...

 

[puddleglum]

Chocolate coated pickled eggs again i think Its the ferrets i feel sorry for

I find Aldi 'luxury' muesli for breakfast about 7am produces ONE wicked miasmic trump at lunchtime. I have to be careful at work now, because they have finally moved me, to sit near people

 

[oxbob]

I find Aldi 'luxury' muesli for breakfast about 7am produces ONE wicked miasmic trump at lunchtime. I have to be careful at work now, because they have finally moved me, to sit near people

Even after giving up smoking, you have to go outside in all weathers at lunchtime