I've just bought five Lion Bars....

[User]

 

[ChrisKH]

You will turn into Ianrauk and your wife will become pregnant.

 

[magnatom]

Somewhere in the world, two people have been eaten by lions. Could you take the guilt of three more...

 

[very-near]

....for a quid, from a stall on Leather Lane Market.

What will happen if I ate all of them in one go?

I've had two already.

They could give you a couple of problems if you have poor control of your blood sugar levels.

 

[John the Monkey]

Well, the mane thing is that you're ok. Are you sure your throat isn't feline a bit roar?

 

[4F]

....for a quid, from a stall on Leather Lane Market.

What will happen if I ate all of them in one go?

I've had two already.

Interesting signature line, like it

 

[ColinJ]

I ate 7 Mars bars in an hour once. It didn't kill me...



A hour later, I wished it had!

 

[magnatom]

Just finished all five. Feel a bit sickly but that's it.

AAAAArrggghhh! A lion has just entered my building....Arrrghhh

 

[magnatom]

I ate 7 Mars bars in an hour once. It didn't kill me...



A hour later, I wished it had!

I feel sorry for the 7 Martians though....

 

[very-near]

I ate 7 Mars bars in an hour once. It didn't kill me...



A hour later, I wished it had!

A guy I work with ate 2 family sized bags of minstrels in one sitting a few years ago after dinner, woke up a couple of hours later with a huge pain in his chest. He had a massive heart attack at the age of 41 because of this.

When they got him into hospital, he had to go onto insulin (turns out he was an undiagnosed diabetic)

He had to have a triple bypass at the age of 42.

He is off insulin now and on the same medication I'm on. I don't binge on chocolate anymore even though I have a terrible sweet tooth after seeing what it did to his health.

 

[Ben M]

1385 calories, including 145g of sugar and 68.5g of fat. That's what'll happen

 

[Ben M]

Then that's only about the same as a large doner kebab isn't it?

I don't know, but I'd much rather have the Lion bars than a manky kebab.

Although with the kebab you have an excuse (being off your tits) whereas with the Lion bars you don't.

 

[Bigtwin]

A guy I work with ate 2 family sized bags of minstrels in one sitting a few years ago after dinner, woke up a couple of hours later with a huge pain in his chest. He had a massive heart attack at the age of 41 because of this.

When they got him into hospital, he had to go onto insulin (turns out he was an undiagnosed diabetic)

He had to have a triple bypass at the age of 42.

He is off insulin now and on the same medication I'm on. I don't binge on chocolate anymore even though I have a terrible sweet tooth after seeing what it did to his health.

So, just to recap, he's gobbled two large Minstrel's bags on the trot, and he's putting the heart stuff down to "sugar" intake...riiiiight....

 

[very-near]

So, just to recap, he's gobbled two large Minstrel's bags on the trot, and he's putting the heart stuff down to "sugar" intake...riiiiight....

What sort of mechanism do you think would cause heart failure after a high intake of sugar ?

Heart failure and strokes are a big killer in diabetics. High sugar levels causes blood clots. This is why we lose toes, kidneys, eyesight etc etc

You don't feel bad with high levels, but you do with low ones.

He was in denial for a couple of years after it happened and it took me to explain how the mechanism works or doesn't in his case - I've done a bit of reading up on this. It's my health innit

 

[Dayvo]

I ate 7 Mars bars in an hour once. (

I had six in 30 mins for a laugh/bet!

Didn't eat one again for about 15 years!