I've just bought five Lion Bars....

[Dayvo]

I ate a peanut once!

It came out a treet!

 

[postman]

I once ate a whole pineapple in one sitting.

My face swelled up looked like a hamster.Never tried it again.

 

[redjedi]

I don't know, but I'd much rather have the Lion bars than a manky kebab.

Although with the kebab you have an excuse (being off your tits) whereas with the Lion bars you don't.

How do you know he's not off his tits already?

 

[Ben M]

How do you know he's not off his tits already?

Do I have too much faith in people to expect that someone isn't off their tits when it's barely the afternoon?

 

[Arch]

I once ate a whole pineapple in one sitting.

My face swelled up looked like a hamster.Never tried it again.

Did you know, too much exposure to pineapple juice can burn your fingerprints off?

 

[Hover Fly]

I've just eaten a big pile of cherries. The heap of stones weighs* 500g.

*That is a colloquialism for "has a mass of" for the pedantic scientists out there.

 

[Dayvo]

I've just eaten a big pile of cherries. The heap of stones weighs* 500g.

*That is a colloquialism for "has a mass of" for the pedantic scientists out there.

The Norwegian championships for cherry stone spitting starts soon!

The record is just over 14 metres!

 

[Mr Pig]

I few years ago my wife and I went to a local Chinese buffet, eat what you like place, and I eat so much I couldn't get into the car! Luckily it was a nice evening as I had to walk around until I was able to sit down without throwing up. Idiot.

 

[Dayvo]

I've just been out and tried that and the most I can get is about 7 metres. Them Norwegians have real lungs!

Yeah, and nothing better to do!

 

[tdr1nka]

A boast of eating 5 Lion Bars in one go and then feeling a bit sick?
Isn't that a case of pride before a fall?

 

[Rhys_Po]

I've just bought eight legs of venison for £300.

Is that two deer?

Sorry

 

[zacklaws]

Simple, you'll have none left for later.